Tuesday, February 16, 2010

14th Post... And it's a doozy!

Well the haters be haten AGAIN, and unfortunately as much as we would love to print their messages for you and us to have a good laugh at, We don't actually have any. I just made that shit up.

However, this 14th post has momentous news.

Despite Facebook's refusal to bend to my will and DESTROY the haters who be haten and their defamatory guff, (I like that defamatory stuff. I use it alot to silence those who dare speak against me.. fuck freedom of speech!) out here on the rest of the web it's more of a level playing field.

STARWALKER is very much alive and well, albeit with massive crew changes behind the scenes. The Dubious financial partner will be assuming direct financial control, and the American filming will concentrate entirely on the resources that the amazing and amazingly talented team led by John Pencil can provide for us.

As for the dramas to date - well, birth is always painful! And that's what caused us to lie about Prof Stephen Hawking, Red Vision and the identity theft of Dionne Taylor of Polkadot PR. Opsie!

Look to the future, because by the end of this century, STARWALKER will be halfway through its filming, its flight provider partners - all FOURTEEN OF THEM- will be revealed, and two International governments will have publicly lent their support! They better, or I will get my friends to sue them!

Not to mention, we will be announcing incredibly exciting product placement news fairly soon! Everyone loves ads!

GO FORWARD!

2009 is a Weasel of a Year for Space Travel, and STARWALKER is at the storefront of the amazing and unique exciting times we live in! So please, keep entering for $10.50 a pop before we cancel again!

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Jonathan Nolan; Mr Maturity

Four examples of why no one can take Jonathan Nolan seriously.

Example #1
Example #2
Example #3
Example #4

So are all these forums out to get Mr Nolan? Or is Mr Nolan the problem? 

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Thought for the week:

'The thousands of criminals I have seen in 40 years of law enforcement have had one thing in common: Every single one was a liar.'

- J. Edgar Hoover

Thursday, January 14, 2010


Great new facebook group

I am not the only with suspicions.

Check out this facebook group. They have lots of information for anyone considering this show.

Interesting facts that have turned up

1. Stephen Hawking is not involved with the show despite their claims.
2. Red Vision is not a co-producer but simply a company approached to do CGI effects.
3. Starwalker posted fraudulent PR statements under a PR companies name who didn't approve or write it.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Who are the people behind Starwalker?

Some Googling has been done and it has turned up some interesting items. Namely, who are the people behind Starwalker?

Jameson Sansom-jones - (Currently insolvent with an 8 year order against him)
Tony Jarmey - (the owner of the company providing the expensive SMS entries)
Richard Myles - (is a secruity guard)
Mischa Perez - (is also a security guard)
Greg Smith - (is suing a website for $42.5 million)
Jonathan Nolan - (Disbarred lawyer with three counts involving defalcation)

Interesting indeed.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

All threads and comments about Space Cadets removed from Starwalker comments

The Starwalker discussion board had a few topics reguarding the comparison of the hoax show and Starwalker. But all of these have now been deleted and the users banned from the group.

Got something to hide???